reblog forever
D*I*V*A
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
Friday May 5 @ 11:07pmthis is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth
this was her after ripping off the tape
and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures
Friday May 5 @ 09:16pmi made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.i love myself
I’ve never laughed so hard before omfg.
Friday May 5 @ 04:14pmI walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
Friday May 5 @ 04:04pmapparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child
Friday May 5 @ 03:58pmMaybe vagina jokes are funny and i’m just ovary acting
